happy high bunny day
- me: *takes 50 selfies*
- me: *deletes 49*
- me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
- me: *deletes that too*
So somehow, US Airways’ official Twitter account tweeted a picture of a nude woman with a toy airplane inserted into her vagina.
what kind of a world do we live in
- remenna: guys be honest is this guy [on tinder] attractive?
- cappo: uh I dunno i'd say he's more like creepy...
- cappo: and weird...
- 12 seconds later:
- cappo: huh doesn't he kinda look like david?
i was all excited cuz it was like ‘wow it’s magic!’ but then it was just david
Now, I don’t see race (not even my own), but people tell me I’m white, and I believe them, because I just devoted the past 6 minutes to telling everyone how I’m not racist
wow i haven’t done this in a long time
but i’m going to just take a liberty here and complain some
(plus it’ll probably be helpful when the adult me looks back at the archives of my blog and wonders what happened after like early 2013 right?)
but like I am convinced that my life is forever destined to be a series of just unlucky coincidences that gain me tons of superficial pity and temporary love but nothing else
hear me out now
why is everyone posting screenshots of their 2048 scores
are they trying to brag about how much time they’ve poured uselessly into a meaningless iphone game designed to make them do precisely that?