happy high bunny day
guys hold on look how many LIKES I got
shut up no one ever pays attention to me (case in point: watch this post get no more than 1 note) this is a huge achievement
No Corporate Tweet Will Ever Be Worse than US Airways' Tweet of a 777 Crashing Into a Vagina -
So somehow, US Airways’ official Twitter account tweeted a picture of a nude woman with a toy airplane inserted into her vagina.
what kind of a world do we live in
i was all excited cuz it was like ‘wow it’s magic!’ but then it was just david — my best friend cappo
Now, I don’t see race (not even my own), but people tell me I’m white, and I believe them, because I just devoted the past 6 minutes to telling everyone how I’m not racist — Stephen Colbert
God she looks like she just witnessed a baby being hit by a garbage truck.
(Source: argylepotahtoes, via valley-of-design)
but i’m going to just take a liberty here and complain some
(plus it’ll probably be helpful when the adult me looks back at the archives of my blog and wonders what happened after like early 2013 right?)
but like I am convinced that my life is forever destined to be a series of just unlucky coincidences that gain me tons of superficial pity and temporary love but nothing else
hear me out now
why is everyone posting screenshots of their 2048 scores
are they trying to brag about how much time they’ve poured uselessly into a meaningless iphone game designed to make them do precisely that?
so I offered brendan a hug because I was so proud that he did his work BEFORE the period it was due, but then he started giving me attitude and I had to threaten him
(Source: you1anna, via gnarly)