wait i love this woman
this is definitely her best song, but “Bitches You Can Steal My Shit” is a close second
Source: SoundCloud / SarahDonner
i like frappucinos
theyre like coffee for the weak
Are you the world’s fastest scoller?
The sport made for tumblr users!
what i feel like when i go to the gym
glitter is the herpes of art
"Now, pretend you want to tongue your female coworker’s cheek during a meeting. What do you do? I know, it’s not so obvious. So first, what you should do, is stop, and reassess. Then, apply the handy mnemonic device, and DON’T."